Let’s
face it: Family, sanctified by our society
(and most others) as the holy of holies,
is well‑known to be the root of
neuroses, bad habits, identity confusion,
frustration and melancholy.
But
when you have as big a heart as Billy
Crystal, it can also be the source of
expansive good humor, enormous understanding,
and raucous, unrelenting belly laughs.
“700
Sundays,” a one‑man play written
by and featuring Crystal, is the actor/comedian’s
autobiographical homage to his birth family.
Playing through this Saturday at Gammage
Auditorium in Tempe (www.asugammage.com),
it is the funniest thing you’ll ever see
on a stage short of Charlie Chaplin’s
reincarnation. With some comedy you laugh
until you cry. With Crystal’s deadpan
honesty nailing every foible of human
existence, and ruthlessly roasting every
flaw in those around him, you’ll laugh
until you want to yell, “Stop already!”
Real comedy is more than a little cruel.
Yet somehow, we forgive it.
The
title comes from the fact that Crystal
knew only 15 years–about 700 Sundays–his
father, a loving and generous and somewhat
sad man, someone whose own greatness was
generally unacknowledged until this show.
Billy Crystal’s dad was one of the great
nurturers of jazz in the 1950s, the owner
of Commodore Records, and a true champion
of that all‑American art form. Young
Billy grew up with jazz greats jamming
in his house and talking about life. One
of them–we won’t give away which one–even
took him to see his first movie. As it
turned out, that movie was “Shane,” featuring
none other than Jack Palance, whose leathery
cowboy presence would one day lend stirring
dimension to Crystal’s film, “City Slickers.”
Throughout
the show–nearly three hours (including
intermission) that roll by with the ease
of reuniting with an old friend–we are
reminded by a variety of references to
his career that Crystal isn’t Everyman;
he’s a star, a celebrity. And the truth
is, “700 Sundays” wouldn’t work if he
weren’t. We wouldn’t care nearly as much
about Crystal’s life, because we wouldn’t
know him.
That’s
the strange thing about celebrity in the
modern sense: It doesn’t lift the person
into a distant place like a god; it makes
him uncannily familiar. Politicians aren’t
celebrities, because they’re too far above
us (or seem to be). But even while movie
stars and rock stars may in fact have
much more money and even more power than
many politicians, they aren’t above us.
They are us–sometimes more than we are.
I’ve chatted amiably with Frank Zappa
and Alice Cooper. I’ve stared into the
eyes of Sen. Jon Kyl and not known what
the hell to say.
Crystal
may be the only comedian who so perfectly
balances intellectual with physical humor.
He can take us into a mental space where
concepts and images collide like quarks
in a nuclear accelerator, or he can simply
show us how an uncle looked like a Great
Dane from behind. Sometimes he combines
the two, as in the uproarious description/depiction
of his experience as a 5‑foot, 7‑inch
guard in a varsity basketball game.
The
star of “When Harry Met Sally” and “Analyze
This” does an excellent job of summarizing
the life of a Boomer. We’ve all been there:
the Kennedy assassination, the Beatles,
the ‘60s, the growing up when you never
thought it would be necessary. Much more
than that, though, Crystal bends his celebrity
into a prism to capture what it means
to be human; to make big mistakes you
can never correct; to regret and regret
you’ve regretted; to move forward, anyway.
And
did I mention he’s funny?