Besson,
best‑known for live‑action extravaganzas such as
“La Femme Nikita” and “The Fifth Element,” concedes he knew
nothing about animation before directing “Arthur,” which is
based on a visual world created by comic‑book author Patrice
Garcia. His wife, Celine Garcia, co‑wrote the script with
Besson.
The
lesson is: Don’t let an animation amateur direct a cartoon flick.
The
movie opens with a live‑action prologue as young Arthur
(Freddie Highmore of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”) and
his grandmother (Mia Farrow) face eviction from the family homestead
by a scheming land developer.
The
only solution is a cache of rubies hidden away for some reason
by Arthur’s grandfather (Ronald Crawford), an engineer and adventurer
who vanished a few years earlier. Gramps left behind clues to
lead Arthur to a group of little people called the Minimoys,
tiny elves living in the family’s garden who hold the key to
finding the jewels.
In
a whirlwind of muddled action, Arthur is shrunk to Minimoy size,
with most of the remainder of the movie playing out through
computer animation. Arthur actually transforms into a pointy‑eared
Minimoy with a bizarre shock of white hair, a punk‑rock
outfit, and strange new powers such as the ability, like his
namesake from Camelot, to pull a magical sword from a stone.
Minimoy
Arthur weaves back and forth from looking cute and creepy, as
do the other denizens of this miniature realm, including the
King (De Niro), his mischievous son (Jimmy Fallon), an aide
(Harvey Keitel) and a couple of Rasta‑esque good Samaritans
(Snoop Dogg and Anthony Anderson).
The
exception visually is the princess, Selenia (Madonna), whose
character is endowed with eerily human facial expressions and
is one of the most luscious animated babes ever created.
Arthur
certainly thinks so. He’s immediately smitten, and Selenia gradually
returns his amorous feelings.
Granted,
these are just cartoon figures, but there’s something mildly
unsavory about a 48‑year‑old woman and a 14‑year‑old
boy providing voices for characters who have the hots for each
other. Madonna’s character is 1,000 years old, Highmore’s is
an adolescent, and you almost expect Arthur to mutter, “Miss
Selenia, you’re trying to seduce me.”
Through
madcap, turgid action sequences, Selenia and Arthur lead an
expedition to foil a plot by a warped villain (Bowie) to destroy
the Minimoys. Striking images occasionally leap out, and the
animation outfit BUF Cie has crafted a unique world, but the
quick‑cutting visuals and vague story are such a jumble
that it’s hard to even want to make sense of the movie.
Things
do end on a positive note, Besson and company adding a very
clever animated curtain call in the closing credits. Not the
best place for the highlight of your film, but at least it’s
something.
“Arthur
and the Invisibles,” released by MGM and the Weinstein Co.,
runs Two stars out of four.