
Rainfall
revitalizes desert rut dwellers
Where were
you during our Big Storm? I was up in the High Country, when the
heavens finally opened up and sent us a blizzard. It was a beautiful
sight. People in the small town of Skull Valley were out walking,
sledding, throwing snowballs and making snowmen. My big yellow
Lab, Piper, ran around like a new puppy, pushing the snow along
with his nose. My horses acted like big babies and stayed in the
barn most of the time, glancing out at their pasture with considerable
worry. Birds flocked around the feeders, cattle hunkered down
together in a big circle and snowflakes cascaded down to earth
in record numbers. It was grand!
The rain in the valley caused some folks to become positively
giddy. There were reports of people dancing in the street, running
out of their homes (with few clothes on) and rolling in mud puddles.
Evidently, 146 days of drought has made more than a few of us
go loco. Grown men crying at the sight of a raindrop tells you
just how dry we've all been.
The Navajo claim that rain clouds look like sheep in the sky and
that a raindrop is the single blessing that assures life. They
pray for rain to cleanse the earth, replenish the rivers, grow
the crops, nourish the wildlife and soothe the spirit. Rain may
soothe more than the spirit-maternity nurses predict that we'll
see a "bumper crop" of babies being born nine months
from now. Couples seem to get "cozy" during a rainy
or snowy weekend. Did you know what rain could lead to?
It has been reported (by reputable sources) that more babies are
conceived during "bad weather" and more births occur
during storms. Hey, even livestock seem to deliver their babies
in record numbers during blizzards. One man in Desert Hills e
mailed me to say that his wife is only interested in sex (children,
stop reading right now) when it's cool and rainy. He was trying
to get a job transfer to Seattle. One man in Cave Creek asked
me if I knew of any research that concludes that women like to
cook only in inclement weather. He says after 40 years of marriage,
only when it's cool or rainy does his wife like to cook. How would
I know about these things? I do know we love our rain.
One woman in Anthem e mailed me to say that she went to an outdoor
wedding that was completely washed out. The bride and groom tried
to keep a brave face and not complain about the disaster of having
fifty lawn chairs dripping wet, decorations ruined and guests
crammed into a small condo. This is what a long drought can do
to us-make us forget that there might even be a possibility of
rain. Why bother making alternative plans when we've had such
a long, dry spell?
I suppose that rain and snow could be catalysts for a long list
of biological and psychological events. I have more to say on
this topic, but I'm looking out my window and I see sheep forming
in the northern sky. Time to get the crock pot out, chill the
wine, find the umbrella, pull in the lawn furniture, get out the
boots and start boiling water (for babies or soup-whichever comes
first). Let it rain and let it snow. Yipeee!
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