The
groomsmen of the title are four pals and relations
of Paulie (Burns), who’s about to wed his pregnant
fiancé, Sue (Brittany Murphy, co‑star of Burns’
“Sidewalks of New York”).
Set
during the week before the nuptials, the movie follows
the antics and anxieties of his best man, brother
Jimbo (Donal Logue), and the others in his wedding
party: single cousin Mike (Jay Mohr), married buddy
Dez (Matthew Lillard) and T.C. (John Leguizamo), who
left town years ago and returns to rekindle old friendships
and quarrels.
Once
best friends, Mike and T.C. have serious baggage to
work out between them after a rift years earlier.
Married but unable to stick to a job, Jimbo’s drifting
into middle age with harsh resentment over the seemingly
perfect life younger brother Paulie is building. A
bar owner aching to relive the glory days of his youth,
Dez stands in as referee among his chums while coping
with his own growing pains as a husband and father.
Burns,
who hit a career high with the little‑seen 2002
crime drama “Ash Wednesday,” has a real knack for
capturing authentic neighborhood ambiance. A scene
in which the five friends stroll and chatter drunkenly
into the night–one knocking over garbage cans, another
scolding him and setting them aright–feels so real
in sight, sound and tone that you want to throw open
your bedroom window and call down for them to shut
up (or rush outside and join them for a shot or two
of whiskey).
But
so much of what comes out of their mouths is insignificant
malarkey masquerading as self‑important melodrama.
Paulie’s
wedding jitters ring particularly false. The other
characters have real issues and reveal weighty secrets,
while Paulie truly does have a great life beckoning
yet can’t seem to stop griping about it. Burns’ typical
whiny delivery makes it even harder to empathize with
Paulie.
Logue
is eminently believable physically and temperamentally
as Burns’ brother, Lillard shows an even‑keeled
man‑child side of himself that’s a nice counterpoint
to the goofy big‑kid roles he’s known for, and
Leguizamo’s warmth and wry humor elevate a character
whose interpersonal crises feel dated.
The
pleasant surprise is Mohr. His character starts as
something of a hometown caricature of an adult still
living with his dad, but Mohr infuses Mike with soulful
sweetness and sadness that keeps growing right to
the end of the movie.
You’ll
end up liking Mike more than expected, and maybe wishing
he and his buds had a more likable movie surrounding
them.
“The
Groomsmen,” released by Bauer Martinez Entertainment,
is rated R for pervasive language and brief nudity.
Running time: 98 minutes. Two stars out of four.