In
case you
haven’t
noticed,
schools
around
town have
been back
in session
for several
weeks
and parents
everywhere
are rejoicing.
The boredom
has ended,
only to
be replaced
by the
hectic
schedules,
homework
and a
never‑ending
list of
school
supplies
to buy.
Kids are
trying
to get
back in
the groove,
only to
be faced
with record‑setting
heat,
which
makes
me wonder:
Why not
start
back after
Labor
Day?
We
may still
be in
the clutches
of a wicked
summer,
but vacations
have officially
come to
a screeching
halt.
Those
little
yellow
school
buses
are making
frequent
stops,
school
zone crosswalks
are filled
with giggling
(and sweating)
kids,
so it’s
time to
drive
slowly
and enjoy
the scenery.
Parents
everywhere
can be
seen taking
a collective
sigh of
relief,
kids are
happy
to show
off their
new clothes
and teachers
brace
themselves
for another
busy year.
School
bells
are ringing.
What’s
up with
all those
oversized
backpacks?
I understand
that schools
no longer
want the
liability
of lockers,
but watching
children
stooped
over as
they struggle
with these
enormous
packs
can’t
be good
for their
backs.
Hey, we’ll
have a
generation
of kids
with spinal
problems
if we’re
not careful.
This just
isn’t
natural–having
kids place
all that
weight
on their
backs.
Maybe
we need
to start
getting
some big
baskets
and training
the kids
to walk
upright
like the
people
in African
villages
who can
balance
40 pounds
on the
tops of
their
heads
(and walk
five miles).
Have
you ever
had a
request
for a
lunch
box with
a yellow
dog on
it? My
six‑year‑old
grandson,
Brandon,
is in
first
grade
and has
made a
very specific
request
for his
lunch
box. Through
the rows
of Sponge
Bob, Captain
Jack,
Spiderman
and Power
Rangers,
we have
yet to
find the
right
one. That’s
probably
because
there
isn’t
one lunch
box made
in the
entire
planet
that has
a yellow
dog on
it. Please,
Dear Readers,
if you
know of
one such
box, give
me a call.
For
many children,
this is
the time
of heartbreaks,
triumphs
and pinkeye.
Some kids
make the
team and
life is
good,
holding
promise
for better
things
to come.
Other
kids have
tried
and faced
the rejection
of not
being
on the
list that
is taped
on the
coach’s
door letting
the world
know who
made the
cut and
who didn’t.
Children
will have
to deal
with the
coughs,
sneezes,
colds
and inevitable
pinkeye
infections
of their
classmates.
Hey, it’s
not all
fun and
games
... school
can be
tough.
My
friend’s
teenage
daughter
woke up
the first
day of
school
and screamed
when she
looked
in the
mirror.
Somehow,
in the
middle
of the
night,
several
“evil”
pimples
sprouted,
causing
a whole
lot of
drama
and a
near refusal
to attend
the first
day of
high school.
Yes, going
to school
isn’t
without
quite
a few
trials
and tribulations.
It takes
considerable
courage
to get
up, walk
in sickening
heat with
a stuffed
backpack
and all
the while
feeling
miserably
self‑conscious.
Teachers
ought
to be
our heroes
(and paid
more).
Every
day they
strive
to give
our children
a spark
of interest
that will
make them
actually
want to
embrace
algebra,
or find happiness
in the
pages
of a book.
Teachers
know that
in the
masses
of children
they inspire
each day
stands
the possible
next great
inventor,
future
President
and scientists
that will
help save
the planet.
Know
a parent
with school‑age
children?
Give them
an extra
nod of
approval
because
they need
all the
help they
can get.
Drive
slowly
around
those
school
zones
and watch
closely–you
might
be seeing
10‑year‑olds,
but they’ll
be our
future
leaders.
Know a
teacher?
Hug them
now and
avoid
the line.
Happy
days are
here again
... school
is back
is session!