Celebrity
chasing is not my style. I believe
in giving everyone his or her
own space, and letting it be.
I’ve interviewed enough celebs
or near‑celebs in my life
to know better than most that,
to paraphrase Hemingway, “the
famous are different from you
and me–they have more fame.”
And that’s about the only real
difference.
Sometimes,
though, celebrities find me.
There was the time in the 1980s
I was standing in line at a
drugstore in Manhattan with
a bottle of vitamin C. The man
in front of me in line–his back
to me, of course–was short and
thin and balding. Slowly, we
progressed to checkout.
When
this little bald guy arrived
at the head of the line and
put his purchases on the counter,
you would have thought the two
salesgirls at the cash registers
were seeing Elvis or something.
Their eyes grew huge, their
faces froze in ecstatic smiles,
and they couldn’t stop talking
to the guy. Held up in line,
I became irritated. When their
conversation ended and the little
bald man at last took his package
and left, I heaved a sigh and
plopped my vitamin C on the
counter. The girls kept chatting.
One of them said, “His eyes
really are that blue!”
It
was Paul Newman.
You
took celebs for granted in Manhattan.
Once on the Upper West Side,
a friend pointed out a blonde
of no immediate distinction
crossing the street. It was
Madonna.
Spotting
the famous in Phoenix is tougher.
Unlike Manhattan, where everyone
is pretty much restricted to
the same narrow channel of streets
and everybody at some point
or other walks, Phoenix sprawls
lazily over geography the size
of Luxembourg and everybody
drives. A good place to find
them is in theaters, clubs and
concert halls.
I
once interviewed a former member
of the Phoenix Boys Choir about
his most memorable experience
in the choir. Was it the music
he had sung? The places he had
traveled to sing it? The musicians
he’d worked with? Nope, it was
a person in the audience.
This
singer had won a role as one
of the street urchins in the
opening scene of “Carmen,” as
produced by Arizona Opera. As
he prepared to sing his part
about the changing of the guard,
the young singer glanced down
into the audience and saw ...
Paul McCartney. (This was in
the early 1990s when McCartney
shared an Arizona home with
his beloved wife Linda.) It
was all the kid could do not
to stop the action, point a
finger and say, “Look! A Beatle!”
Of
course, celebrities have emerged
from Arizona, including actor
Nick Nolte, singer Linda Ronstadt,
and the singer‑songwriter
I am privileged to call a friend,
Jessi Colter. The trick is to
spot them before they become
celebs.
Michael
Barnard, producing artistic
director for Phoenix Theatre,
tells the story of a young man
who ran props for the company
back in the early 1960s, when
it was called Phoenix Little
Theatre. Enthusiastic for all
aspects of production, it was
the young Scottsdale man’s long‑term
ambition to make movies. When
eventually he completed one,
he screened this first effort
at Phoenix Little Theatre, earning
a whole $90 at the box office.
I bet it was the most precious
money Steven Spielberg ever
made, though he went on to,
well, bigger things.
Arizonans,
be kind to the young artists
around you. They well could
be the celebs–and the contributing
artists–of the future.
The
most performed playwright in
the Valley this fall is also
the most performed playwright
of the English‑speaking
world–no mean feat nearly four
centuries post‑mortem.
William
Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night”
opens the season this week for
Arizona Theatre Company. The
comedy, arguably the Bard’s
most lyrical, brims with fantasy.
Tickets are $21‑$57; call
(602) 256‑6995.
“The
Tempest,” Shakespeare’s final
play and as beautiful a summation
of life and love as you can
find, is already underway at
Mesa Arts Center, as produced
by Southwest Shakespeare Company.
Tickets are $25‑32; call
(480) 641‑7039.
And
to complete what amounts to
a de facto festival of Shakespeare
comedies, the Algonquin Theatre,
which performs over in Surprise
at West Valley Art Museum, will
open “Merchant of Venice” Oct.
13. Tickets are $20, general
admission; call (602) 547‑8920.
Hear
Ken host “Two on the Aisle”
every Sunday at 7 p.m. on KPHX,
1480 AM.