Twisted
Sister “A Twisted Christmas” (Razor And Tie)
This
is, quite simply, the best hard rock Christmas album
ever made, and one of the best rock ‘n’ roll Christmas
albums–period– since Elvis made his. It’s that good.
The
words “clever,” “intelligent” and “groundbreaking” have
seldom appeared in critics’ assessments of Twisted Sister,
but that’s exactly what this 11‑song collection
is. The Long Island quintet melds classic Christmas
tunes with their favorite heavy metal songs to create
a disc like no other.
For
instance, singer Dee Snider realized that the chorus
to the band’s biggest hit “We’re Not Gonna Take It”
is almost note‑for‑note the same as the
melody to “O Come All Ye Faithful.” So the band played
the backing music for the Twisted song, while Snider
sung the traditional hymn lyrics, and the result is
an instant holiday classic.
“I’ll
Be Home For Christmas,” a duet with Lita Ford, is set
to the music of Twisted’s “The Price,” and the band’s
“Rock And Roll Saviors” morphs into “Let It Snow.” Other
bands also get the treatment: AC/DC’s “Problem Child”
becomes “Silver Bells,” Judas Priest’s “You’ve Got Another
Things Coming” becomes “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,”
and Black Sabbath’s “Never Say Die” and “War Pigs” are
blended into “Deck The Halls” and “God Rest Ye Merry
Gentlemen.”
The
one original track, “Heavy Metal Christmas,” is a Twisted
interpretation of “The Twelve Days Of Christmas” (“Four
quarts of Jack, three studded belts, two pairs of spandex
pants, and a tattoo of Ozzy.”) It also has ferocious
bass riffing by Mark “The Animal” Mendoza that alone
is worth the price of the disc.
This
is the band’s final album before calling it quits next
year, and they saved the best of a 30‑year career
for last.
by
Wayne Parry
Aimee
Mann, “One More Drifter in the Snow” (Super Ego
Records)
Aimee
Mann’s plaintive voice seems better suited to songs
of sorrow and loss than yuletide spirit. But she manages
to deliver Christmas classics that are quietly festive–though
still poignant–on “One More Drifter in the Snow.”
The
collection of standards and lesser‑known holiday
songs borrows from popular Christmas albums of decades
past, with shimmering keyboards and orchestral arrangements
that recall the work of Johnny Mathis and other crooners.
But
Mann’s renditions are distinctly eerie and off‑kilter.
Her singing, often accompanied by tremolo guitars, is
ghostly on tracks such as “Christmastime,” a lament
by her husband, Michael Penn. And she taunts listeners
in a jazzy version of “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch,”
narrated by fellow singer‑songwriter Grant Lee
Phillips.
Among
the album’s chestnuts are “I’ll Be Home for Christmas,”
“Winter Wonderland” and a version of “God Rest Ye Merry
Gentlemen” that features quirky horn and guitar parts
worthy of Tom Waits.
The
CD closes with its only original, “Calling on Mary,”
a typically pain‑tinged song Mann co‑wrote
with her producer, Paul Bryan.
If
most Christmas albums seem relentlessly upbeat, Mann’s
latest release offers an alternative. Though it may
not inspire celebration, “One More Drifter in the Snow”
shows there’s more to Christmas than holiday cheer.
by
Daniel Lovering
Rachel
Ray, “How Cool Is That Christmas” (Epic Records)
Rachel
Ray, the ever perky talk show host and chef, gets into
music with a holiday collection that is the latest in
a long line of products with her name.
“How
Cool Is That Christmas” includes a nice mix of classics
and lesser‑known songs featuring Frank Sinatra
crooning “White Christmas,” Willie Nelson singing “Blue
Christmas” and Hall & Oates with “Jingle Bell Rock.”
Jazzy
non‑standards such as Buster Poindexter’s swinging
“Zat You, Santa Claus?” keep the album interesting while
the classics provide nostalgia. I dare you not to sing
along with Aretha Franklin on “Winter Wonderland.”
The
collection would have been no more, no less without
Ray’s toothy smile on the cover, but then would the
liner notes include a recipe for Christmas Pasta? The
album itself is a simple crowd‑pleaser, not unlike
Ray’s 30‑ minute meals.
by
Olivia Munoz