That’s
right,
a
woman
(name
withheld
to
protect
the
embarrassed)
in
Desert
Hills
was
using
a
new
electric
mixer
to
make
her
special
cheesecakes
for
a
Christmas
party.
She
took
the
blades
out
of
the
batter,
holding
them
upside
down
and
turning
them
off
while
she
was
adding
another
ingredient,
when
disaster
struck.
She
ended
up
inadvertently
bumping
the
“on”
switch
and
the
evil
mixers
grabbed
the
ends
of
her
shoulder
length
hair,
working
their
way
up
to
her
scalp.
She
finally
unplugged
the
beast,
but
now
had
two
metal
mixers
sticking
out
her
head.
All
her
husband
could
do
was
laugh
(another
beast),
and
it
took
him
thirty
minutes
to
cut
the
mixers
out
of
the
poor
woman’s
hair.
Yikes
...
imagine
being
attacked
by
a
mixer.
The
thought
could
cause
some
of
us
to
never
bake
again.
On
another
note,
did
you
know
that
Santa’s
sleigh
was
pulled
by
a
bunch
of
lady
reindeer?
A
woman
in
Anthem
e‑mailed
me
to
point
out
that
Santa’s
reindeer
have
to
be
an
all
female
crew.
According
to
Alaska
Fish
and
Game,
only
male
reindeer
shed
their
antlers
during
the
winter
months
and
the
females
retain
their
antlers
until
after
giving
birth
in
the
spring.
She
went
on
to
write
that
“we
should
have
known
that
only
women
could
drag
a
man
in
a
red
suit
around
the
world
in
one
single
night
and
not
get
lost!”
Let’s
give
credit
to
the
girls.
Hmm,
is
Rudolph
really
Rubie?
The
holiday
season
reminds
us
that
a
brand
new
beginning
is
just
around
the
corner,
another
year
is
upon
us,
and
it’s
time
to
celebrate,
reflect
and
make
a
few
resolutions
(not
particularly
in
that
order).
Did
you
know
that
there’s
been
some
sort
of
New
Year’s
celebration
for
more
than
4000
years?
This
is
the
oldest
of
holidays
and
was
first
observed
in
ancient
Babylon
with
a
festival
that
lasted
for
at
least
eleven
days.
It
was
those
party
animals,
the
Babylonians,
who
first
came
up
with
the
idea
to
make
New
Year’s
resolutions.
What
would
those
ancient
resolutions
consist
of?
The
most
common
were
promises
to
return
borrowed
farm
equipment.
(If
you
have
a
few
garden
tools
in
your
garage
that
belong
to
your
neighbor,
this
might
be
a
good
time
to
give
them
back.)
Human
behavior
dictates
that
people
are
far
more
willing
to
do
something
that
they
know
is
right
(start
exercising)
than
give
up
something
they
know
is
wrong
(smoking).
So
let’s
not
focus
on
what
we
could
give
up,
but
on
what
we
might
start
doing.
Being
kinder,
more
patient,
more
loving,
more
attentive
with
those
around
us
is
a
nice
place
to
start.
Stopping
to
appreciate
the
special
moments
in
our
daily
lives
could
be
uplifting.
This
is
supposedly
the
essence
of
happiness–finding
joy
in
the
common
happenings
n
our
lives.
Last
week
my
neighbors
and
I
in
the
little
town
of
Skull
Valley
rescued
an
old
golden
retriever
named
Cody,
that
was
chained
to
a
tree
for
weeks
at
a
time.
Alone
in
the
cold,
with
little
hope
and
running
out
of
options,
he
was
ultimately
abandoned.
With
the
help
of
many
caring
people,
a
wonderful
golden
retriever
rescue
with
numerous
volunteers,
a
small
miracle
occurred.
Cody
was
quickly
adopted
into
a
generous
family
in
Anthem,
to
share
his
remaining
years
with
all
the
love
he
never
had.
There’s
a
man
in
Cave
Creek
who
has
two
horses.
One
is
more
than
twenty‑five
years
old
and
has
recently
gone
blind.
Scared
and
confused
by
just
trying
to
move
around
the
corral,
the
horse
never
wanted
to
walk
or
leave
his
stall.
A
younger
mare
coaxed
the
old
horse
into
trusting
her
to
be
his
eyes.
After
much
trial
and
error,
the
blind
horse
now
rests
his
head
on
the
mare’s
flank,
and
is
led
around
the
corral.
Walking
in
perfect
unison,
the
mare
is
a
“seeing‑eye
horse”
and
has
given
the
old
gelding
a
new
zest
for
living.
The
new
year
brings
with
it
the
promise
of
renewal
and
rebirth.
Be
brave
and
don’t
let
a
little
thing
like
the
threat
of
runaway
mixers
stop
you
from
making
a
beautiful
cheesecake.
Have
faith
in
the
power
of
hope,
goodness
and
friendship.
Make
an
effort
to
help
the
Codys
in
the
world.
If
one
old,
blind
horse
can
find
his
way
through
the
darkness,
than
so
can
we.
Celebrate
like
the
Babylonians,
return
all
those
borrowed
garden
tools
and
live
well
in
the
new
year!